Ham Sandwich Of Infinite Darkness

Total Time: 5 mins Preparation Time: 5 mins

Ingredients

• 2 slices pumpernickel bread
• 8 ounces black forest ham
• 4 teaspoons stone ground mustard
• 4 teaspoons mayonnaise (i prefer to dye red)
• 4 leaves red cabbage
• 2 slices smoked gouda cheese

Recipe

• 1 summon up the hate and anger bottled up inside you, and have your girlfriend do the following steps.
• 2 put the mustard on one slice of bread. the mayonnaise on the other.
• 3 fill up the space between the two slices with the other ingredients one at a time in what ever order you choose. remember name each ingredient out-loud in a deep and malevolent voice as you add it.
• 4 let loose a howl of sandwich domination!